Even my high standards Ain't that low, you son of a bitch I'm sure I'll regret Smoking in your shed When I wake in the morning Must've been bored Outta' my mind And you had good weed And a bottle of wine And honestly I was just Tryna' kill some Tim-e Even my high standards Ain't that low, you son of a bitch I'm sure I'll regret Smoking in your shed When I wake in the morning Damn it I'm tired Of all of your bullshit and misogynist jokes I oughta' go home But I keep gettin' stoned You've got my high standards low You're rollin' up j's Get your hand off my knee I hate your music, please don't speak Until I get just one more hit in me- Even my high standards Ain't that low, you son of a bitch I'm sure I'll regret Smoking in your shed When I wake in the morning Damn it I'm tired Of all of your bullshit and misogynist jokes I oughta' go home But I keep gettin' stoned You've got my high standards low I'm too high for this Don't lean in for a kiss Where'd you get the audacity you piece of shit I'll have you know I'm just here to smoke Would it kill you to let it be what it is Even my high standards Ain't that low, you son of a bitch I'm sure I'll regret Smoking in your shed When I wake in the morning Damn it I'm tired Of all of your bullshit and misogynist jokes I oughta' go home But I keep gettin' stoned You've got my hi-gh standards low You've got my hi-gh standards l-ow