One night in a cold sweat
 I heard the call
 So without fear and free from fright
 I walked tall
 As I crept the passages
 Only just but faint
 In and out of the central heating
 It came and then went

 Samantha, Samantha dear
 I have to be gone
 Samantha, oh Samantha dear
 But ooh, she slept on

 Well I've itched a thousand itches
 But this one tops them all
 While crouched down with an ear to the ground
 I saw the call

 Springing up in disbelief
 The supension spilt
 And peering in a bathroom mirror
 Hung the men with guilt

 Samantha, Samantha dear
 I have to be gone
 Samantha, oh Samantha dear
 But ooh, she slept on

 One night in a cold sweat
 I heard the call 
 So without fear and free from fright
 I walked tall

 Samantha, Samantha dear
 I have to be gone
 Samantha, oh Samantha dear
 But

 Samantha, Samantha dear
 I have to be gone
 Samantha, oh Samantha dear
 But

 There were all sorts of funny faces
 Being pulled
 But mine was the funniest face

 Samantha, Samantha dear
 I have to be gone
 Samantha, oh Samantha dear
 But ooh, she slept on