We want Freddy for our leader
 Freddy is a man of class
 We Want Freddy for our leader
 all stand and raise your champagne glass

 Gentlemen and assasins and ladies of the night
 I call upon this evening in the hope of sheddings some light
 I can't go into detail or fingure unfounded fools
 But there are some here amongst us that are not playing to the rules

 I've rounded up the lowlife and local C.I.D
 offered a free massage or else the third degree
 There is no simple solution in this life we lead
 so make things easy for yourself to the baronage concede

 We want Freddy for our leader
 Freddy is a man of class
 We Want Freddy for our leader
 all stand and raise your champagne glass

 Peace shall not prevail entirely came the stark warning today
 From his hospital bed Drip-Fed Fred vowed he was here to stay
 "I'll tell ya summit for nothing" he claimed "never in all my days"
 "'ave I felt so intimidated by the cheap on display"

 Aah-ah-ah-ah
 Aah-ah-ah-ah

 We want Freddy for our leader
 Freddy is a man of class
 We Want Freddy for our leader
 all stand and raise your champagne glass

 And approaching the pulput the right honourable Reverend Greene
 "we are gathered here this evening to pay our due"
 "to Drip-Fed Fred who just last night fell out his hopital bed"
 "we know the nonce behind it, who splited the night P.D - ooh"
 "the word is out no without doubt you will answer to me"

 Gentlemen and assasins and ladies of the night
 i call upon this evening in the hop of shedding new light
 There is a simple solution one called honour amonst theived
 so we'll take pity on your souls and only cap your knees

 Aah-ah-ah-ah
 Aah-ah-ah-ah
 Aah-ah-ah-ah
 Aah-ah-ah-ah

 We want Freddy for our leader
 Freddy is a man of class
 We Want Freddy for our leader
 all stand and raise your champagne glass

 We want Freddy for our leader
 Freddy is a man of class
 We Want Freddy for our leader
 all stand and raise your champagne glass

 We want Freddy for our leader
 Freddy is a man of class
 We Want Freddy for our leader
 all stand and raise your champagne glass