Miss Demeanor, a Miss Take, 
A Miss Hap, oh, I implore you 
It's not a mystery, I don't wanna know you 
But Miss America, I can't ignore you

Can wipe out all our progress 
With your little cotton ball 
Slice and dice your face to perfection 
Slip up a word and down you fall 

Teeth are capped, liposucked, 
Hair is set and nose is contoured,
Tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted 
Uncrossed your legs, your pantyhose shifted 

Am I smilin’ enough? Am I smilin’ too much? 
Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? 
Hi, how are you? How high are you? 
Less teeth and more tits, it's never enough 

You'll never be good enough 
You got less teeth and more tits 
What a bunch of hipocrits tryin’ to change the world 
Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles 
How you gonna change the world? 

I wanna see something else  x2

You put the extra in ordinary 
You are the minus to the plus size 
You put the blues into my brown eye 
You put the "turd" into Saturday 

You can wipe out all our progress 
With your little cotton ball 
Slice and dice your ass to perfection 
Slip up a word and down you fall

Am I smilin’ enough? Am I smilin’ too much? 
Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? 
Hi, how are you? How high are you? 
Less teeth and more tits, it's never enough 

You'll never be good enough 
You got less teeth and more tits 
What a bunch of hipocrits tryin’ to change the world 
Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles
What you gonna do now? 

Something different and meaningful 
Makes that smile not seem so evil 
When that crown falls off your head, 
Will you still feel better off dead? 

I wanna see something else
Why won’t you show me something else? 
I wanna see something else
Why won’t you show me something else?