Dear Dotti what should I do? 
I wrote this letter to you 
I know you'll tell me the truth 
In The Weekly World News 

My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue 
Oh Dear Dotti what will I do? 
Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too! 
Signed, Hairy and Blue 

Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue 
I can't imagine who would want some 
Stop shaving and get it waxed 
No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap 

Dear Dotti what should I do? 
I wrote this letter to you 
I know you'll tell me the truth 
In The Weekly World News 

I married my dad, my mom's my aunt 
I'm going to ashram, so I can chant, 
Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy 
Or should I go, Signed, I don't know. 

Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop? 
You just admitted your life is a flop 
Go to the ashram, chant up a storm 
You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed. 

Dear Dotti what should I do? 
I wrote this letter to you 
I know you'll tell me the truth 
In The Weekly World News 
Dear Dotti what should I do? 
I wrote this letter to you 
I know you'll tell me the truth 
In The Weekly World News