‘Mommy, don't leave me alone with the babysitter, mommy!’ ‘Hello, dear, there's some popcorn in here There's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer’ ‘Okay, sure, I'll be alright Don't worry, I won't have a party tonight’ ‘Good, hon, now that's just fine We'll be back at a quarter to nine’ ‘Yes, ma’am and I'll see ya later Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior’ Are they gone yet? Have they driven away? Am I free yet? Is it time to play? ‘Take the tab, stick it on my tongue This crummy job will be some fun Lord, I hope they never come back Ok, kid, jump on the oven rack You wanna know how the baby is? Don't worry, she's almost done’ ‘Hello, what do you mean: She's almost done?’ ‘Don't worry, she's almost done!’ Walls are melting, What's that funny smell? This lucky girl Is going to hell Babysitters on acid x4 Every town in the USA ‘Oh my gracious! Oh my soul! Where's my baby? Oh no!’ ‘Well, I dunno, I'm trippin’ Check the kitchen, you'll find her maybe’ ‘What do you mean, bitch? What are you saying?’ ‘I'm not leavin’ without getting’ paid Why don't you go take a look?’ ‘Oh my God, my baby's cooked!’ Oh! Walls are melting, What's that funny smell? This lucky girl Is going to hell Babysitters on acid x4 Every town in the USA