‘Mommy, don't leave me alone with the babysitter, mommy!’

‘Hello, dear, there's some popcorn in here
There's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer’

‘Okay, sure, I'll be alright
Don't worry, I won't have a party tonight’

‘Good, hon, now that's just fine
We'll be back at a quarter to nine’

‘Yes, ma’am and I'll see ya later
Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior’

Are they gone yet?
Have they driven away?
Am I free yet?
Is it time to play?

‘Take the tab, stick it on my tongue
This crummy job will be some fun
Lord, I hope they never come back
Ok, kid, jump on the oven rack

You wanna know how the baby is?
Don't worry, she's almost done’

‘Hello, what do you mean: She's almost done?’

‘Don't worry, she's almost done!’

Walls are melting, 
What's that funny smell?
This lucky girl 
Is going to hell

Babysitters on acid x4
Every town in the USA

‘Oh my gracious!
Oh my soul! Where's my baby?
Oh no!’


‘Well, I dunno, I'm trippin’
Check the kitchen, you'll find her maybe’

‘What do you mean, bitch?
What are you saying?’

‘I'm not leavin’ without getting’ paid

Why don't you go take a look?’

‘Oh my God, my baby's cooked!’

Oh!

Walls are melting, 
What's that funny smell?
This lucky girl 
Is going to hell

Babysitters on acid x4
Every town in the USA