There ain't a liquor store, dive bar, or corner booth for twenty miles around We ain't on a boat, on a lake, in the sun with the cooler loaded down But suddenly, I'm feeling all impaired from the way you looked at me from over there Rolling like I'm stoned past gone, looking in your eyes Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive What do I do with you? Let's lay it low tonight Got me high, got me right, got me flyin' 'cause you're looking so fine I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop But I'm too drunk to drive You can hide my keys, lock the door, maybe we can find something here to do Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine and not even make the news These four walls are safer than them two lanes You pour 'em tall when you start whispering my name Ain't no blue light, line walkin', happening tonight Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive What do I do with you? Let's lay it low tonight Got me high, got me right, got me flyin' 'cause you're looking so fine I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop But I'm too drunk to drive Yeah, I'm too drunk to drive Yeah girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive What do I do with you? Let's lay it low tonight Got me high, got me right, got me flyin' 'cause you're looking so fine I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop But I'm too drunk to drive No, I ain't had a shot, ain't drank a drop But I'm too drunk to drive I'm just too drunk to drive I'm too drunk to drive Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm too drunk to drive