There was this kid who lived in Naperville
He had no money, no dollar, dollar bills
He had a pimp caddy you know you can't blame us
But we had to make the backseat, backseat famous
We call him the rooster, reading Simon & Schuster
You know your girlfriend (yeah) he probably seduced her
One honey on his right, one honey on his left
All the honeys left out are getting upset
"This weekend I had Cockboy all to myself"
Yeah right, he took a shower, in an hour, he was with someone else
You just don't get it he'll never admit it
Footprints on the dashboard, he hit it
Captain Conservo left, Stubhy brought a pound
Rolled a keg in, Otto shut it down
Now that's CB rubbers in the trunk
Book reading always breeding probably drunk
Probably drunk, probably drunk
Cockboy's probably drunk
Probably drunk, probably drunk
Cockboy's probably drunk
