[LC:] Oh for fuck's sake
[M:] Mind my f... things!
[LC:] [laughs] Were you gonna swear just then?
[M:] No!
[LC:] Were you gonna swear?
[M:] No! You're mean telling everyone it's 'cause I swear at you. That's wicked!
[LC:] You did start it though
[M:] No I didn't! Who started it? You, you shmoo!
[LC:] The only reason I swear is because you raised me and you swear
[M:] I did not!
[LC:] You do swear
[M:] I used to not swear for ages and then eventually you said to me, "Mum it's okay to swear you know." That's so true I never used to swear around you, mind ya boots
