What's the date today Is it gonna rain Can I leave here now before the show Who's that other band Just another one night stand They can't sing and play as well as us Just a week ago we were in Texas Tomorrow night we play the Albert Hall I'm sorry there's no time to talk to you right now We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all We cut a record once it sold a lot in France Now we're getting tired of the game In and out of towns satisfying crowds Pillheads and the rest who come to hear But things were fine when we made the money roll Living off the fat of every land Slept with girls who couldn't read or write too well We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all Then the bubble broke we thought it was a joke We could make a come back any day We knew that we were right the band was out of sight The music's getting better all the time But the crowds got smaller every place we played And the clubs got dirtier as well When the music stopped it was quite plain to see The biggest, loudest, hairiest group of all Yeah, the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all Yes, the biggest, the loudest, the hairiest group of all