See that girl alone 
Dressed all in her evening clothes? 
She's dying 
'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up 

Pull her out of line 
Stick her in a waiting room 
And ignore her 
'Til her face gets really bloated 

And I wonder what it's like 
To be suckin' all the time 
You never get it right 
And you're never gonna win 
And your ass is on your face 
And your life is such a waste 
And there's sugar 
Leanin' in the window 

See that amazon? 
Her head looks like its connected to her shoulders 
They look like little boulders 

Turn her 'round and 'round 
Take a mental picture of her naked 
Inebriated 
Face down on the linoleum 

And I wonder what it's like 
To be suckin' all the time 
You never get it right 
And you're never gonna win 
And your ass is on your face 
And your life is such a waste 
And there's sugar 
Walkin' to the dressing room 

What would I give to be her 
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight 

And I wonder what it's like 
To be suckin' all the time 
You never get it right 
And you're never gonna win 
And your ass is on your face 
And your life is such a waste 
And there's sugar 
Headin' to the barrio 

With a faggot on her left 
And a faggot on her right 
And my dick is getting limp 
'Cause the chicks all suck tonight 
And the band is such a bore 
And I've seen it all before 
And there's sugar 
Making me a video 

What would I give to be her 
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight