Got the summons served on a Sunday, see what I done
couldn't see much sense in the charges, but they sure sounded like fun.
So I went downtown to a Bow Street, to see the company man,
'Hey boy your in a heap of trouble, but I'll do everything that I can'.

But the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact (man that's a fact)
and the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
you shouldn't let yourself never get caught in the act.

Sorry for the damage I've done, try to pay it back
the only crime I ever committed was being caught in the act.
So the next time that you feel good don't forget the fact
there's a man in blue and he wants you to be, be caught in the act.

And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact (man that's a fact)
and the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
hope that you never get caught in the act.

And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact (man that's a fact)
and the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
hope that you never get caught in the act.
Hope that you never get caught in the act.