Baby, I fucked half the boys in Paris And in New York, so embarassed 'Cause I only need one Darling I woke up in Austin, Texas I did decline to stay for breakfast 'Cause I need my one My one My one My number one My one My one My number one Honey I had a suitor in Vancouver I put that loser in an Uber 'Cause he's not my one Pumpkin I picked up something in Sydney Now the voice inside my kidneys Says I need my one My one My one My number one My number one My number one Petal Things in Gothenburg came undone So I'm heading back to London To see my one My one My one My one My one My number one My number one My number one My number one My number one My number one My number one My number one My number one My number one