I got a girl as sweet as can be, she wouldn’t hurt a fly When she hits that bottle, I see the devil in her eyes She starts lookin for trouble, it happens in a blink Oh so fine I love that girl of mine But she’s crazy when she drinks Pour her a shout of burboun, pour her a shot of gin It don’t really matter, when her head starts to spin Mouth will fill with venom, as the glasses start to clear Or (click) Oh so fine I love that girl of mine But she’s crazy when she drinks Down a fifth of whiskey, jack daniels or jim beam It don’t make her happy, it just makes her mean Oh how I love my baby, but in a drunken rage You need a pair of handcuffs to lock her in her cage Once inebriated well theres no time to think Oh so fine I love that girl of mine But she’s crazy when she drinks Down a fifth of whiskey, jack daniels or jim beam It don’t make her happy, it just makes her mean Wow my babes a sweet thing, but 3 sheets to the wind She’s a psychopathic freak show, a sexpot bound for sin We might make it home to bed, but we won’t sleep a wink Oh so fine I love that girl of mine But she’s crazy when she drinks