My grandma she painted white gold pictures And my grandpa he went insane And my grandpa he frittered his money away And my grandma she looked like a movie star And if I spend my whole life Looking down at the flaws in the dirt And the cracks in the wood And the ants crawling under the door Look out the window Squeeze through the bars in your head And stop acting so dead My grandma they called her a mealy mouth cause she talked too loud And my grandpa he organized people on their Ohio farms And my grandpa he had working man's arms And my grandma she smoked a pack a day to end her suffering Look out the window Squeeze through the bars in your head And stop acting so dead