Must be something in the water Maybe twenty-something ain't that great, oh no No, I ain't going to Harvard But I can tell that something needs to change, needs to change, no Maybe growing up got harder And maybe we're not the only ones to blame, ones to blame If you're just feeling darker Then we probably should've fixed it yesterday, yesterday Oh, there's only two opinions on the TV And a million different ways you should be eating And everyone I know has trouble sleeping A pill can fix you, oh, how convenient And the album always ends up disappointing Pay a dollar ninety-nine 'cause ads annoy me And my friends get on their phones when I tell stories But I can't blame 'em, I'm kinda boring Who created all the tension? 'Cause I swear it never used to be this way Oh, no, no Do it all for your attention 'Cause they know the longer that you listen The more people that you hate, the more they're gonna make Oh, there's only two opinions on the TV And a million different ways you should be eating And everyone I know has trouble sleeping A pill can fix you, oh, how convenient And the album always ends up disappointing Pay a dollar ninety-nine 'cause ads annoy me And my friends get on their phones when I tell stories But I can't blame 'em, I'm kinda boring Oh, there's no! You take your blame and we all know it's never changing No! It's overrated, thinking there's no way to save it so we try to paint it Somewhere we don't have to hate it, no, but it's getting old When there's only two opinions on the TV And a million different ways you should be eating And everyone I know has trouble sleeping A pill can fix you, oh, how convenient And the album always ends up disappointing Pay a dollar ninety-nine 'cause ads annoy me And my friends get on their phones when I tell stories But I can't blame 'em, I'm kinda boring