It's the moment you've all been waiting for. We've reached the peak of the mountain. The Big Kahuna. The Top of the Pops. The... Well, you get the idea. To crown our winner, we're gonna have to take it all the way back to 1955 and the birth of rock 'n' roll. And though this timeless classic may sound a little dated these days, it laid the groundwork for every single song that ever came after it. Ever. Don't believe me? Well, the themes present in this next song are some of the foundational themes in all of rock music. So much so that they are still present in the genre today. So, without further ado, VH1's number one most wonderfully ridiculous song of all time is... Marry that Girl by Johnny Tornado.
