My friends been tellin' me lately I oughta settle down and stop sleeping with so many strange and beautiful women. And I know they're right but it's so hard, because

I love cheating on my wife (He love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating on my wife (Yeah, he love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating that's what I do (Right on)
I love cheating on my wife, cheating on my wife
With you

I been gettin' it on with so many women since the day of my wedding
I've made so much love since I tied the knot (Even with my wife sometimes)
The only reason that I got married was so I could sleep around
And when I said my vows, I had my fingers crossed (Gotcha)

And I love cheating on my wife (He love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating on my wife (Yeah, he love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating that's what I do (Goddam)
I love cheating on my wife, cheating on my wife
With you

I know I've lied to every woman that I ever have been with
But I swear to god, I ain't never gonna lie to you (C'mon)
You're my favorite girl I've had this year, girl, you are my best friend
And, hey, you're my wife's best friend too (Woah)

And I love cheating on my wife (He love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating on my wife (Yeah, he love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating that's what I do ("Let 'em know")
I love cheating on my wife, cheating on my wife
With you too

Cuz Imma cheat on ya woman
With everyone in the room
And Imma never stop cheating, never stop
As long as I live, ain't that right
Cuz Imma cheat on my wife
Every day and every night
Cuz Imma cheat on you, with all of you
Imma never stop cheating on you
Never stop
Why that is

Cuz I love cheating on my wife (He love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating on my wife (Yeah, he love cheatin' on her)
I love cheating that's just what I do (Ooh, ooh, yeah)
I love cheating on my wife
With all of you