Goin' on a plane today Gonna chug a beer and curse my name See you on the other side Either on the tarmac or the after life Things gettin' a little weird My mind gone foggy, my memory's unclear Manhood compromised Watch me shrinkin' back into a little kid Just as I'm just gettin' old Goin' on a plane today Listenin' to "Heart of Gold" Gonna open up for Neil Young Man, life can sure be fun Imagine if I knew this when I was young Too As well