It was the night before Christmas and all up through the house All my creatures is stirring they jumping on the couch They grab the remote control man then they ran around While I'm yelling at em' won't you please go turn it down Then I heard a sound and then I turned around Sniffed the air smelling like somethings burning now Christmas trees on fire and its about to burn on down But my kids are moving slower than a turtle now And then I put it out feeling like I gone insane While the other one just got into the candy canes Sugar rush it be going straight up to his brain Now he's chasing the cat up and down the window pane And I feel deranged while I'm steady standing there Cause they dressed the dog up just like a reindeer Its Christmas eve do you even straight care? I'm looking at them then I had to say here Won't you go to bed Why won't you go to bed Your driving your Dad crazy in the head Why won't you go to bed Then they ate the milk and cookies like a cannibal Looked at me said keep the change filthy animal Then they ran and rolled right into a handled phone Running and they screaming like Kevin just did in Home alone So I stand alone feeling like I'm going nuts Staring at these legos pieces and some broken trucks If you make me stress and cuss and cause another fuss Its just gonna be Festivus right here for the rest of us But I had enough they just made me mad They broken everything how they gonna pay me back Staring at my children while they acting crazy bad Grinch is about to steal Christmas and his name is dad And I'm crazy mad see my wife walking up She said knock it off with all that humbug Don't forget the very reason for the one love Why we just celebrate Jesus that's enough