Mega Fuglys sheilas you know that if they didn't have a fanny between ther legs would have a fuckin bounty on their heads Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist Complection like a pizza With warts and moles and zits And just to even say her name You've got to be half pissed Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy manbean twist Including her own mum and dad she never yet been kissed Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a Mouldy manbean twist When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits And if i ever cracked my fat for her Id amputate my dick Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a bastard arsehole twist Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a bastard arsehole twist Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that fucking sick So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it stiff Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a bastard arsehole twist Shes a Supa Mega Fugly Oh god, shes fuckin ugly, Shes a Supa Mega Fugly, With a hanging hemeroid twist