It's Saturday afternoon and I'm horny And I don't wanna get on the booze And I don't wanna go and watch the footy Cos my team will most probably lose... again! I don't wanna drink with your brothers Cos I remember the last time I did I woke up the next morning in the gutter They pinched my watch and busted two of my ribs Like I said I'm feelin' a bit frisky So I'll tell ya what we orta Bang some sangers and some tinnies in the esky And go rootin' in the back of the ute Rootin' in the back of the ute On a blanket with the tailgate down Coupla cans and a vegemite sandwich And go rootin' in the back of the ute But if you wanna go to a party You better go with somebody else Cos the last time I went to a party, it was a barbie I got pissed and made a c#*t of meself And if you're not feeling that horny And if you don't wanna join in on the fun And if you don't feel like a naughty Just lay there while I have it on I've got a Saturday arvo whoppin' hard on So I'll tell ya what we orta do Head for the scrub and rip our gear off And go rootin' in the back of the ute Rootin' in the back of the ute On a blanket with the tailgate down Coupla cans and a vegemite sandwich And go rootin' in the back of the ute Rootin' in the back of the ute On a blanket with the tailgate down Coupla cans and a vegemite sandwich And go rootin' in the back of the ute Rootin' in the back of the ute On a blanket with the tailgate down Head down to the beach And charge a dollar each To watch us rootin' in the back of the ute Rootin' in the back of the ute On a blanket with the tailgate down Head down to the beach And charge a dollar each To watch us rootin' in the back of the ute