Was pissin' down all Christmas day the sheep were fuckin' drenched,
Floods and fuckin' cyclones in the middle of the wet,
Aw take a month to dry 'em out but they just gotta be clipped,
When they're soakin' you can't sheer 'em so we stuck 'em in the 
press.

And went ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep,
Ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.

"I'm only just a roustabout I'm pretty new at this,
And while them bastard shearers are ringin' out the sheep,
I'm standin' by the wool press, and while they're bein' squeezed,
There's sheep shit flyin' everywhere I'm sweepin' up the shit.

Yeah sweepin' up the shit, sweepin' up the shit,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day sweepin' up the shit",
While we're ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.

"I'm a kiwi shearer, its Christmas day in Oz,
And Christmas in New Zealand is different because,
That's when you stick your wellies on and bring round all your mates,
To join you in the gangbang and spend all Christmas day hey.

Reamin' out the sheep, reamin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day reamin' out the sheep",
"Yeah sweepin' up the shit, sweepin' up the shit,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day sweepin' up the shit",
While we're ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.

The sheep are in the dry paddock and we're all back in the shed,
We've finally rung the bastards out but we're near fuckin' dead
Aww but fuck it all it's Christmas, so let's do what we do best,
Drink to the occasion and spend Christmas on the piss.

Yeah drinkin' heaps'a piss, drinkin' heaps'a piss, 
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day drinkin' heaps'a piss,
"Hey reamin' out the sheep, reamin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day reamin' out the sheep,
"Yeah sweepin' up the shit, sweepin' out the shit,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day sweepin' up the shit",
While we're ringin' out the sheep, ringin' out the sheep,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day ringin' out the sheep.

Yeah Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss,
Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss.

Yeah Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss, 
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss.
Christmas on the piss, Christmas on the piss,
Spend all fuckin' Christmas day Christmas on the piss.

Spend all fuckin' Christmas day, Christmas on the piss.

Hahahaha hoohoo.