You blokes and me have been real good mates For a long time now, And if anyone of us ever got in the shit, We'd help each other out, But now I need your strength and helping hand More than ever before, 'Cause I met this bird and no bullshit fellas, She's got me by the balls. And when she says "Fuck", It sounds like "Flowers", I could sit and watch her shit... And roll in it for hours, I'd give up darts and pool and piss, And wankin'' in the shower, It must be love 'cause when she says "Fuck", It sounds like "Flowers". She don't want me playin' darts no more She reckon's bingo's much more fun, And you blokes are all animals, She reckons you're all drunks, So quit your fuckin' laughin' would you's, You're supposed to be me mates, I'm serious for Christ's sake fuck you's, I hope it's not too late. 'Cause when she says "Fuck", It sounds like "Flowers", I could sit and watch her shit... And roll in it for hours, I'd give up darts and pool and piss, And wankin' in the shower, It must be love 'cause when she says "Fuck", It sounds like "Flowers". When she says "Fuck", It sounds like "Flowers", I could sit and watch her shit... And roll in it for hours, I'd give up darts and pool and piss, And wankin' in the shower, It must be love 'cause when she says "Fuck", It sounds like "Flowers". (Flowers)