If I'd'a known how to get this high I'd'a put in a flight plan,
Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me
'Cause this is damn good shit we got here and smokin',
Damn good shit, woohwee.
Way out here outback there's nothin' grows all that much,
Except these little weeds right here that just sorta popped up,
So I tried to burn the bastards off but when I caught the breeze,
Done a cartwheel backflip naked fuckin' landed in a tree,
So I tried to bury some right over there in that there field,
City guy come buy one day he'd buy the whole damn yield,
So I sold the lot, cold hard cash and bought the place next door,
Sold some seeds and grew another hundred acres more.
If I'd'a known how to get this high I'd'a put on a flight plan,
Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me
'Cause this is damn good shit we got here and smokin',
Damn good shit, whoowee.
Superman come down from there I gotta talk to you,
I think I know just what you're on 'cause look I got some two,
A whole damn field'a rocket fuel so here's just what we'll say,
We'll just tell 'em that it's kryptonite and keep them cunts away,
Superman your eyes are bulgin' from your head and I can tell,
That you'd love to pick a little bit there and take home for yourself,
Look well I don't mind 'cause I got lots just as long as you don't tell,
I'll get ya another hessian bag ol' son go on just help yourself.
If I'd'a known how to get this high I'd'a put in a flight plan,
Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me
'Cause this is damn good shit we got here and smokin',
Damn good shit, whoowee.
If I'd'a known how to get this high I'd'a put in a flight plan,
Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me
'Cause this is damn good shit we got here and smokin',
Damn good shit, whooweeeeee.
