I was booked to play at this yuppie joint, yuppies, f**kin' borin',
Drippin' gold and dribblin' shit and mobile phones to lore in all them
Yuppie poofters puncin' round, yuppie sheilas look like dogs,
The kind you wouldn't f**k on a footy trip, no hang on, yes you 
would,
Well anyhow look I don't even know what yuppie means, and I hate 
in feminine blokes,
And when I told 'em I was gonna sing 'em a couple'a f**k songs I 
nearly choked the bloke
That was supposed to introduce me, to them yuppies while I sung,
So I walked out and introduced meself said "G'day, I'm a cunt.
I'm a caring understanding nineties type, (cunt) 
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type". (Cunt)
Well you could'a heard a faggot fart but that shut them yuppies up,
And I said I hope I hadn't made a f**kin' prick'a meself about me 
song about bein' a cunt,
But if you's wanna join in I'll sing it again, and explain just what it's 
like,
To be a caring understanding nineties type.
I'm a caring understanding nineties type, (cunt)
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)
Yeah and all me mates are cunts as well, and they're all comin' here 
tonight,
A full bus load of caring understanding nineties types,
So you yuppies and fags and snags hang around and well have 
some f**king fun,
And you'll find out why me and me mates are called a mob'a cunts.
We're all caring understanding nineties types, (cunt)
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)
I'm a caring understanding nineties type, (cunt)
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)
Cunt! Hahahaha haha, hahaha.