(Bring back the biff) bring back the muscle,
Bring back the fist, bring back the knuckle,
A little bit'a blood never hurt anyone so get out there and give 'em
shit,
Bigger the ball and fuck the whistle, bring back the biff.
Bit different back in my day the way they play footy today,
Rugby league and rugby union, the lot of 'em bloody gay,
Prancin' around in their little tight pants, "catch me kiss me oops I
tripped",
Bloody rugby you mean bloody bugger me, bring back the biff.
(Bring back the biff) bring back the muscle,
Bring back the fist, bring back the knuckle,
A little bit'a blood never hurt anyone so get out there and give 'em
shit,
Bugger the ball and fuck the whistle, bring back the biff.
Now soccer there's a poofter's game if ever there was one,
They don't just kiss you when you score anymore your mates'll root
you up the bum,
Maybe that's why the poms all love it and fancy teachin' it to your
kids,
No son'a mine kick a fuckin' soccer ball, bring back the biff.
(Bring back the biff) bring back the muscle,
Bring back the fist, bring back the knuckle,
A little bit'a blood never hurt anyone so get out there and give 'em
shit,
Bugger the ball and fuck the whistle, bring back the biff.
Aussie Rules, bloody tail gunners, ballerinas with a ball,
Flappin' around like a flock'a faggots, fairies one and all,
Wouldn't know a headbutt from a headlock, the lot of 'em weak as
piss,
Suppose a headjob's out'a the question, bring back the biff.
(Bring back the biff) bring back the muscle,
Bring back the fist, bring back the knuckle,
A little bit'a blood never hurt anyone so get out there and give 'em
shit,
Bugger the ball and fuck the whistle, bring back the biff.
(Bring back the biff) bring back the muscle,
Bring back the fist, bring back the knuckle,
Little bit'a blood never hurt anyone so get out there and give 'em shit,
Bugger the ball and fuck the whistle, bring back the biff.
Bugger the ball and fuck the whistle, bring back the biff.
