You know, I was in the casino gambling one night And I won some money Called my baby up, I said "Baby, I'm coming home in a couple of minutes And we're going someplace" She said, "Well, what we gonna spend?" She didn't know I had won the jackpot I didn't tell her until I walked in the house She said, "What time are you coming home?" I said, "4:30" She said, "It's 4 o'clock now" I said, "I know, I'll be there in 30 minutes" When I walked in the house She didn't know I had enough money I said, "Baby" I've been waiting all year, it's time to get a break We're going somewhere, little girl, so we can play I'm going somewhere, little girl I'm gonna take you out in the dark We're gonna have some fun, fun out in the park Where I'm going You don't have to pack too much You know, all you have to bring, little girl Is a G-string and a toothbrush I know a little place down Highway 51 You and I can go down there, have a whole lot of fun We can sit in the car, listen to the radio Crawl in the backseat, little girl Let your feet hang out the door Where we're going Well, we don't have to pack too much Well, all you have to bring, girl Is your G-string and a toothbrush Where we're going, little girl We don't have to pack too much at all We're going someplace, we're gonna have a ball When you wear that dress, make sure you wear it short 'Cause the less you wear, the less I have to take off We're going somewhere, girl You don't have to take too much All you need to bring, little girl G-string and a toothbrush