I ran into a buddy used to be all hypertensive His stocks were always tanking and his girlfriends were expensive But he looked like a poster for a permanent vacation I asked him what he did to change his orientation He bought a shot and dropped this little information I made a bucket list, changed the B to an F I gave my give-a-damn the finger, so it got up and left I quit worrying 'bout people's expectations And ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification If you're a little depressed, feel a little bit lost Baby, write it all down, and then blow it all off We're all a letter away from per-perpetual bliss Put an F on the B of your bu-bu-bu-bu-bucket list You know he got me thinking 'bout the way that I've been living Seems like I'm always going, but I don't know where I'm getting I's over-existenializing my redneck But the answer is as simple as simple can get I just re-arranged some letters in the alphabet I made a bucket list, changed the B to an F I gave my give-a-damn the finger, so it got up and left I quit worrying 'bout people's expectations And ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification If you're a little depressed, feel a little bit lost Maybe write it all down, and then blow it all off We're all a letter away, from per-perpetual bliss Put an F on the B of your bucket list I took my nots and I added a why I took the U out of hugh and I added an I I, I bet you can guess what I did next I took my bitching-lying lover and I added an ex I made a bucket list, changed the B to an F I gave my give-a-damn the finger, so it got up and left I quit worrying 'bout people's expectations And ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification If you're a little depressed, feel a little bit lost Maybe write it all down, and then blow it all off We're all a letter away, from per-perpetual bliss Put an F on the B of your bu-bu-bu-bu-bucket list Bucket list