alright get ready
your in heavan when you hear big seven

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

mary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting
she took it up the garden path and kicked it's little 
rump in

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese
jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers 
round his knees

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

little jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look 
in his eye
he never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when 
the boys went by

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

up all night and sleep all day really my desire
tried it once but it did not help cause the pussy 
caught a fire

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the 
poor doggy a bone
when she bent down the dog came around and he gave her 
a bone of his 

own

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over candle 
stick
silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious 
great balls of 

fire

hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er
hey hey diddle dumb day
ei ei ie'er

judge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming 
great
he said would you like big seven again she said no but 
i'll had big 

eight

hey hey diddle dumb day diddle dumb day
diddle dumb day