Stumbling down Sauchiehall Sunday morning Afraid that if I fall I won't get back up again At Charring Cross I throw up I feel sixteen again When I drank ten pints and passed out To get closer to you It was a simple enough plan But I didn't really think it through Now the seagulls are laughing As I wipe my chin in the window I should have said something clever You know I should've gone to the casino Cause my odds would've been better Could've stuck a tenner on the red At least then I would've lost something No I don't wanna break even with you Well I don't wanna break even No I don't wanna break even with you A friend of mine says The only love that's true Is the unrequited kind Well lucky me, I fell For you Yeah the seagulls are laughing As I wipe my chin in the window I should have said something clever You know I should've gone to the casino Cause my odds would've been better Could've stuck a tenner on the red At least then I would've lost something No I don't wanna break even with you Well I don't wanna break even No I don't wanna break even with you