You say you could fall in love with Elvis
You say you like to hear The Beatles sing
Wait a minute, wait a minute pretty baby
I wanna tell ya just one little thing.
Oh, well your love for Elvis Presley wouldn't last very, very long
You'd get sick and tired of watching him wiggling passed your door
It's true that The Beatles they can talk and walk
you'd get sick and tired of hearing them talk that talk.
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me, oh yeah.
Oh, you now say you can marry Ringo with his hair hanging his face
Oh, but honey that will never happen, he couldn't find that wedding place.
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me.
Oh yeah, it's true that you may get an autograph, yeah
You might even get one of them to smile your way
But remember when it comes down to marriage
You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding day.
Now, the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is just a fan
You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, ‘cause he's a traveling man.
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me.
Oh, oh, it's true that you may get an autograph
You might even get one of them to smile your way
But remember, when it comes down the marriage, marriage, marriage, baby
You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding day.
Oh, the only thing you'll ever be to Ricky is just a fan
You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, ‘cause he's a traveling man.
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me
It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me.
Not me, oh, not me, baby ...
Oh not me, baby, it would not happen with me baby
Yeah, yeah it wouldn't happen with me baby
Hey, hey baby, it wouldn't happen with me.
