When you see some puddles on the ground You lay down so she don't have to walk around You think that will protect her from the rain But you'll never ever stop the pain She walks all over you She knows she can You're the carpet man You're the carpet man You take such care to keep that girl's feet clean Like she's some kind of figurine The world's so far below her it's not her scene She uses you to stand between She walks all over you She knows she can You're the carpet man You're the carpet man I would think you'd get tired of hurting Every now and then It's no good down there And that's for certain and carpets do get then And that's when they have to be thrown away That's what she'll say to herself some sunny day And she'll say come to my wedding And of course, you do And then the groom and her Will have a dance on you She walks all over you She knows she can You're the carpet man You're the carpet man Carpet man Carpet man Carpet man Carpet man...