Ladies, listen to me
I got some news for you
If the one you love's gone crazy
And you don't know what to do
If you're driving him to drinking
And he's driving you insane
There's a place that you can take him
To get him straightened out again
In the corner, there's a jukebox
Playing songs of love gone bad
It can be the best therapy
That he's ever had
At the bar, we have group sessions
Over whiskey, wine, and beer
If you drive your husband to drinking
Drive him here
Now whiskey eases misery
Like a love that's gone bad
And wine would put him in the mood
To want the love he once had
Beer will give him courage
To call you on the line
And ask you to forgive him
And pick him up at closing time
In the corner, there's a jukebox
Playing songs of love gone bad
It can be the best therapy
That he's ever had
At the bar, we have group sessions
Over whiskey, wine, and beer
If you drive your husband to drinking
Drive him here
Sometimes, I know
It's hard to understand the one you love
So if he's thinking about drinking
Drive him down to join the club
At the bar, we have group sessions
Over whiskey, wine, and beer
So if you drive your husband to drinking
Drive him here
If you drive your husband to drinking
Drive him here
Bring him on down to Gilley's
