Your admirers on the street Gotta hoot and stamp their feet In the heat from your physique As you twinkle by in moccasin sneakers And I thought my heart would break [Well I argued with the judge] When you doubled up at the stake [But the bastard wouldn't budge] With your fingers all a-shake ('Cause he caught me licking fudge) You could never tell a winner from a snake (And he never told me once you were a minor) Easy money With your figure and your face Strutting out at every race Throw a glass around the place Show the colour of your crimson suspenders We would take the money home Sit around the family throne My old dog could chew his bone For two weeks we could appease the Almighty Easy money Got no truck with the la-di-da Keep my bread in an old fruit jar Drive you out in a motor-car Getting fat on your lucky star just making Easy money