Crown whiskey [?] When you get on the whiskey Let somebody else drive 'cause I'm Trying to sober up, sober up, sober up Let somebody else drive 2, 3, 4 Well, I heard it on the radio In 6 O'clock news They said you better not drive When you get on the booze The sheriff was on TV Shaking his hand Said, we're really cracking down You better understand When you get on the whiskey Oh, when you get on the whiskey Hey, when you get on the whiskey Let somebody else drive I started drinking on Friday And by Saturday night They had me blowing through a tool Charged by DUI Cuffed and buffed and done in the cell I was trying to sober up and tell 'em myself When you get on the whiskey Oh, when you get on the whiskey Hey, when you get on the whiskey Let somebody else drive I'll drive me home cousin And forty eight hours is a long time to kill In a room full of drunks, surrounded by steel Hell's all they serve in a metro bar So don't be drinking if you're driving your car And you get on the whiskey Oh, when you get on the whiskey Hey, when you get on the whiskey Let somebody else drive I said, when you're on the crown whiskey Let somebody else drive Why don't you let John Anderson drive, oh, yeah