You talk about the weather Sun's out - it's gonna rain It's gonna pour down. Take a drive - no car Take walk - let's stay home And fool around. You talk about religion Moses - Jezebel Go to church - go to bed Godspell - go to Hell Why can't you talk dirty? I like it, when you talk dirty You talk about politics White House - whore house Revolution - prostitution President - Mickey Mouse. You talk about music Chopin - too square Heavy metal - too loud Top twenty - who cares? Why can't you talk dirty? I like it, when you talk dirty. Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House Filthy naked poses - Moses Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin. (Guitar Solo) You talk about painting Van Gough - kiss my, ear Gaugin - go where? Van Dyke - she's queer. You talk about Shakespeare Romeo - or Juliet Dickens - good idea Oliver Twist - not quite yet Why can't you talk dirty? I like it, when you talk dirty. Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House Filthy naked poses - Moses Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin Talk dirty, talk dirty Talk dirty, talk dirty Talk dirty, talk dirty