(J. Entwistle) Track Music, Inc. Well you heard of the shake and the boogaloo The mashed potato and the hoochie coo You heard of the twist and the funky chicken too Well here's a new dance that's gonna teach you to do. Here's the first dance and It's really easy Well it's kind of hard work and called the wheezy You just run on the spot as fast as you can go And when you get tired you just puff and blow. And do the wheezy baby Do the wheezy baby Do the wheezy baby Everybody get up and dance c'mon Here's another dance that I think you'll like You stand still and do nothing and it's called the strike You don't have to use your body ain't it a groove You just wait until someone else makes the first move. Do the strike baby Do the strike baby Do the strike baby Everybody get up and dance c'mon Well theirs a brand new dance with a brand new angle It's the very last waltz and it's called the dangle You tie a rope round your neck and stand on a chair And you kick it away and your dancing on air. Do the dangle baby Do the dangle baby Do the dangle baby Everybody get up and stand To the dangle baby To the dangle baby To the dangle baby Everybody get up and scream c'mon