What do you want - blood? Kids today - they're all the same All call themselves - some crazy name Monks and Rockers and Beatle freaks Punks and Skunks and Kooks and Geeks Look in a mirror but you can't see your face Look in a mirror but you can't see your face All those drugs - they can't be sane All that noise - affects their brains Sniffin' pot - smoking glue Whatever terrible things they do Smokin' LSD and such It must be the reason why they can't talk much And it's such a crime How they waste their time They can't get nowhere They've all gone Beat Crazy Beat Crazy! They say the world - is in a mess But they can talk - the way they dress See the knee through the hole in their jeans A hole in their pocket and it looks so mean Hole in the T Shirt - what's that you said? You're about as clever as a hole in the head Can't get no jobs - can't get careers With safety pins - stuck through their ears Cut your hair - dye it green See it shine - with Brylcreem A little dab'll do ya - a little dab a day Or rub a dub it in a dreadlocks way And it's such a crime How they waste their time They can't get nowhere They've all gone Beat Crazy Beat Crazy! And if the Russians ever come They'll all be beating bongo drums Damn - beatniks rule! Dropped out of kindergarten Dropped out of school Really hot on my bongo drums Really hot on my bongo drums So who'll defend - in World War III Where could we turn - where would they be Tell her! Down the cellar - filled with smoke Laughing at the latest joke Doing the latest dance to do The Fug and the Sheeny and the Suzi Q And it's such a crime How they waste their time They can't get nowhere They've all gone Beat Crazy Look in a mirror but you can't see your face Beat Crazy!