Billy Joe had a bumper sticker on the back of his beatup Chevrolet Said this truck eats fords for lunch so I pulled up beside him my new mustang I was just getting ready to say boy that trucks seen it's last meal But I was wanting to climb in that Chevy when I saw what was sitting behind that wheel Mornin' sun found a new mustang Abandoned in a Walmart parking lot Mud on the seats so don't tell me away Didn't stop the gossip tongues from waggin' 'Til next day somewhere around 3 o'clock No tellin' what they're talkin about What's going 'round It's too late to worry about that now Where do men so big and bad learn all them words so sweet and soft It made my world spin 'round so fast I thought it was gonna sling me off Red mud on the finders might have gave a clue as to where we'd been And no one knows just what went on except the moon, me and him Now that we come showin' up Rumors bouncin' off of that truck Just a let 'em stare at him and me 'Cause I don't care about anything but us