Christmas is a time Special time of year To peace and joy and happiness Wonderment to hear Opening your present underneath the tree Spending countless hours with your family That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking... I'm going to drink all day I'm going home for christmas And my family insane Just got to make it through the day And there is no other way I'm going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas Can't be sobor when I'm over Everyone's bipolar So cut the crap and get some jack And put it in my soda And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma I'm getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas I'm heading home for the holiday season Not done