Well I have a reason I know why Don't do it just so they'll die If you're gonna kill a bug Don't do it just because I like bugs and I'll tell you why They're alive and so am I Bugs I like grasshoppers cause frogs eat 'em I like bees cause flowers need 'em I like spiders, I like slugs I like caterpillars, I like bugs I hate crowds, I love people I ain't down with the plague But I'm cool with beetles and bugs Bugs are pretty cute, bugs are pretty fun There's a couple of bugs to try to stay away from Mosquitos, ticks, business flies Bugs in suits, bugs in ties And I get bit and it makes me itch You won't never complain 'Cause they never really kill me Granddaddy long legs, fireflies Big banana spiders with a bunch of eyes Birds eat bugs and then they sing a pretty tune Maybe I should look into eating bugs pretty soon Every time I get bit I think of all the things I done stepped on that I never did see And I go, "Okay bugs, one for me!" Bzz-bz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz Bzz, bz-bz-bz, b-bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz-bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bz-bzz And I don't know what the mantis is praying for But he's probably just thanking the Lord That he don't live in a home And he don't got a phone And he don't sit around all angry and bored He's just a bug Buzz on Bzz-bz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz Bzz, bz-bz-bz, b-bzz, bzz, bz-bzz, bzz-bzz, bzz, bzz, bz-bz-bzz I like bugs and I'll tell you why They're alive and so am I Bugs Bzz-bzz