I know the physics of chemistry The law of attraction and gravity I'm not saying that I got a PhD But I've broken this down scientifically From protons and neutrons to tiny quarks I see you building our universe Out of one hundred billion galaxies You wanna spend every day with me I could run a couple tests Make an educated guess But the cold hard fact is you love me best I could put it on a slide With a microscopic eye But the science never lies I could put it in a lab Take a scientific stab But the cold hard fact is you want me bad My family would like me to give up on the fight But the science never lies You've got a crush on me And everybody knows, everybody knows now You've got a crush on me And everybody knows now I know the basics of literature (literature) I know my way round a couple words I'm not saying that I got a PhD (PhD) But I know you like I know my ABC's You keep switching the chapters and words around Bug I see you building our story now Out of one hundred billion lettered sheets You always seem to open to me Well I read a couple books Took an educated look And the cold hard fact is I got you hooked I consulted with the press And the ones who know you best History never lies Well I studied every page Right from a to Z to A And the cold hard fact is you're here to stay My family would like Me to give up on the fight But the history never lies, oh! You've got a crush on me And everybody knows, everybody knows now You've got a crush on me And everybody knows now Everybody knows Come on and let it go Think it's time to give up and go with the flow 'Cause I know you love me I know a lot about therapy My therapist says "It's anxiety" I should probably be letting you take the lead but But it's obvious you wanna marry me (Oh) you've got a crush on me and Everybody knows, everybody knows now You've got a crush on me And everybody knows now (Oh) you've got a crush on me and Everybody knows, everybody knows (Ah) you've got a crush on me And everybody knows now