I want a White Christmas in the sand Even Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus could have themselves a real nice tan They'd play jingle bells and the first noel on steel drums in a reggae band on A white Christmas in the sand I'm stuck here in Kansas city all zipped up in a winter coat I'd like to take a plane through the freezing rain to sunshine and sailboats I'd spread a beach towel on the sand and kick of them old flip flops And the only thing with frostbite would be the cubes in the ole icebox I want a white Christmas in the sand Even Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus could have themselves a real nice tan They'd play jingle bells and the first noel on steel drums in a reggae band On a white Christmas in the sand I'd do my decorating all day on Christmas Eve I'd make a snowman out of coconuts, hang lights on a palm tree Instead of cold milk and cookies I'd leave crab cakes and lemonade And I'd wake up Christmas morning on a hammock in the shade I want a white Christmas in the sand Even Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus could have themselves a real nice tan They'd play jingle bells and the first noel on steel drums in a reggae band On a white Christmas in the sand They'd play jingle bells and the first noel on steel drums in a reggae band On a white Christmas in the sand