Thank you, Osama 
You are the savior 
Of our economy today 
Now that the dot coms 
Choked on their stock frauds 
Goldmine's Homeland Security 

Why not hire half the country 
To spy on the other half? 
No more unemployment 
Or privacy enjoyment 
Think of the dividends 

Who can we trust? 
We trust McGruff The Crime Dog 
Our O.G. TV Narc 

Since you've accepted being drug tested 
At work, At school, At play, At home 
You'll each rejoice at 
Your new companion 
Who follows you everywhere you go 

Always dressed in a trenchcoat 
And a McGruff doggie mask 
Never know who they are 
Kuz you know better than to ask 

Who can we trust? 
We trust McGruff The Crime Dog 
Total Awareness 

He sees you when you're sleeping 
He knows when you're awake 
He knows when you've been bad or good 
So be good for the sake of 
McGruff the Crime Dog 
Watching your every move 
Your guardian angel in a doggie mask 

In bed while you're asleep 
No home invasions 
Beside you when you get it on 
No date rape 

Stick a thumbtack up your butt 
When you're slacking on the job 
Together 
We will protect our way of life 

Report all suspicious activity 
Turn in your friends 
Keep your home terrorist free 

Take a Bite Out of Crime 
Take a Bite Out of Crime!