We are the locusts 
And it's time for the plague 
The Chick tracts and gun nuts 
Warned you was here 

Profiled as bad seeds 
Since before we could read 
Monkey wrenching world orders 
Is how we party 

Red alert, orange alert 
Every flavor of Fruit loops alert 
Your precious way of life 
Is under attack from inside 

We won't buy and we'll try 
To rot your house of cards 
From the inside out 

Sacred Corporate logos 
Are the new swastikas 
To the proud to be 
Patriotically incorrect hordes 

Deep fried society 
Has gone to the wolves 
While we eat away 
From inside the bones 

Gnaw Gnaw Nibble Nibble 
Chew Devour Scrape Deflower 
They know who we are 
So why not just get worse? 

We won't buy and we'll try 
To torch all you hold dear 
From the inside out 

We've come for your children 
We've come for your friends 
To save them from becoming 
Respectable citizens 

A prank a day 
Keeps the dogleash away 
Join the new Boston Tea Party 

You can't have us, You can't have us 
You can't have our money 
You can't have our time 
You can't have our souls 
You can't have our lives 

Termites are loose in the house of cards 
Rise! RISE! 
All hail the Magic Plague