I saw you sittin' there 
I was tryin' not to stare 
I wasn't sure if it was you 
I didn't know just what to do 

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus 
I can't see you very clear 
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus 
Would you buy a friend a beer 

As I nestled on my barstool 
I felt your warmness within 
I looked down at my pants 
That wasn't warmness 
I wet myself again 

Does your head pound, Jesus 
As hung over you do rise 
How does paradise look, Jesus 
Through holy bloodshot eyes 

Should we take a cab home Jesus 
Man, we can hoof it from here 
I know you can walk on the water 
But can you walk on this much beer 

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus 
I can't see you very clear