Say we ain't got no dope All I got's my forty Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty (Sing that with me) Say we ain't got no dope All I got's my forty Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty I'd like to give a shout out to all my VIP's And individualize 'cause I'm an MC I can because I care because my family's here Cause I (cause I what) Cause I (cause I what) Cause I 'preciate the mentality of music I'm savin' all my sentences unless of course I'm smoothly spoken Quiet type the kind to watch out for No man of the clan I'm perpetratin' the scam Sure I'm the boy with the fallopian voice Straight from the sleeve of any wizard of choice I got the reason to be roamin' out the coverage area Send me the bill if all my lovin' is scarin' ya Dare you to dream the way that I believe I got the skill to go commando in any fatigues I got the best damn band in the music scene But I could also flow solo or just let it be because Of the love Oh the self realization is your if and and but But you gotta know your name before the play of the game Keep a levelheaded check on your health and stay sane Address the tack on the track The needle's on the record Prepare for playback Sayjack Oh could I buy another vowel? I need another clue and I could also use a towel And How goes the medium tempo Slayin' all the teachers like the class of '84 And down low You know my fidelities go Well I would never hurt a fly with the didas on I got control I keep a clean toilet bowl 2000 flushes blue and still goin' strong Do I do what I do for the sake of the song comin' through on the radio? Naw it's for you This is proof My own story's a spoof I'll always be a gypsy I'll forever be aloof And if you never get to likin' me it's okay too But you made it this far so pay your toll at the booth Ah yes you made it this far so pay your toll at gate Yes you made it this far now make some noise in this place I said we made it this far now let's get back to the part that we sing (what?) We ain't got no dope All I got's my forty Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty We ain't got no dope All I got's my forty Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty True or false? I can be a sensitive man With sensible plans for the everyday woman And I can keep you eatin' out the palm of my hand Because the dope that we smoked was grown on my land The words I burn they don't come from a can The movie in my mind'll be the winner at Cannes So take your chance Apply for full or part-time romance Clever or the better measure up to whatever Cause it don't matter how tall How fat or how small Equal opportunities are open to all The casting call line forms down the hall All you need is I.D that shows that you're legal But people with egos, a freakshow, a syndrome You best not go You know I don't need those If you got a problem that I really aughta read Then post it on the web care of R-K-O-P It's easy like me but a bit less than cheesy Go heavy on the melody and add a dash of pink And if you can't stand the kitchen get the hell out the heat To meet with the geek all you need is a heartbeat And to meet with the geek on the streets all you gotta do is know the words you sing So everybody repeat this after me (sing it) Ain't got no dope All I got's my forty (all I got is a forty) Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty Ain't got no dope All I got's my forty (all I got is a forty) Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty Well I'm I'm type A positive and just the way I like it Right away I'm satisfied with my food before I try it Can't deny it to save my life I'm never lyin' To brave this mic without the same thing twice Is actually an act of stayin' up all night With the mood just right And the purchase of a flight From the west cost To these Netherlands lights it's aurora borealis' company that I'm tight with Despite everything that you've heard I'll admit that most are true And I'll be keeping my word And I will do the double duty on the search for new verbs And I'll report to work early to deliver the worm With a back well covered by my buddies of ease Now ain't no way in hell that I will ever have to say please Breakin' all the codes on the latest machines I'll even let you download me for free (for free) (for free) (for free) We ain't got no dope All I got's my forty Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty We ain't got no dope All I got's my forty Ain't got nobody baby That I can call my shorty