If I had everything I wanted And there was nothing left to get If every lover I had fought with Was on their knees to get me back I?d be glad I?d be glad If I had everything I hoped for If everything had gone my way Then every tear would be a diamond And every dog would have his day I?d be glad I?d be glad I?d be glad Is this real life Is this ... Is this real life If I had everything I dreamed of If every moment was sublime All the hurts and all the heartache Where just a figment of my mind I?d be glad I?d be glad I?d be glad I?d be glad