We were so drunk last night, We had that stupid fight, You called me a useless selfish prick, So I'm in a fix right now, And we'll measure the truth somehow, Love is a funny thing to me Then you stormed out and grabbed your coat, While slamming shut the door, A ruthless move so cold you left your keys inside the door Oh... Can Nothing I do make you happy anymore, Nothin' I say put a smile onto your face, Can nothing I say bring us back together, Nothing I do put a smile onto your face. Well Okay.. Next day I called you back, And you called me a stupid twat, And then you were crying on the phone, You sounded so upset, you said, I wasn't the man you'd met 3 years and 7 months ago I pleaded with her take me back, I'll change my sorry ways So tell me why mysteriously I'm annoyed instead of shamed Ohhh Can Nothing I do make you happy anymore, Can nothin' I say put a smile onto your face Nothing I do bring us back together Nothing say put a smile onto your face MMmmmm, Yeahhh I'm pondering it all after that call I think it is clear I am here, you're from another stratosphere Oh, now all the things she said they went around my head And come out my ear, And not before long, This stubborn soul thinks he's done no wrong. As when the questions flutter 'round my head like butterflies, My head spins at reflecting on Another love's demise, Ohhhh Can Nothing I do make you happy anymore, Can nothin' I say put a smile onto your face Can nothing I do bring us back together Nothing I say put a smile onto your face, Ohhhhh All together, 1,2,3...